From the depths of Gujarat where I escaped to the summits of the Himalayas, I have met many cows on the way: nice ones, crazy ones, evil and hippie ones, lazy and active ones. As the Ass (yes, yes, this is the name of a brilliant columnist) brilliantly put: « the quest for human perfection is as old as humanity itself. Ever since early cave-dwelling, mastodon-munching humans discovered that squeezing prehistoric blackheads was not just a delightful way for passing time under the winter sun, but also resulted in a glowing and unblemished skin tone, mankind has shown that as a species it likes to keep itself well-groomed ».
However, some of them are seeking to do away with the mainstream Disney-wonderful-world (I take this occasion to say hello to our friends from Cartoon Network…) and always try to liberate themselves from the old ways. On this direction, they found a true believer in Comrade Awesome SM Cow, whose intentions are to give speeches that only initiate ones could understand, to orchestrate a true Cinema Of Wonder to demonstrate that the Force is definitely with you and finally to demonstrate concepts of national importance.
So, as an authority in cow business and as Additional-assistant cow of the Superintendent Comrade Awesome SM Cow, and under book of law N, section I, article D, chapter 69, verse 79, alinea 3 of the COW code of conduct, I wish all the best to the most amazing cow gathering in this part of the world! Long live Chitrakatha!